I've got a lot of fkking attitude! -says she. By Brian_LasVegas @ 8/16/10 12:29:02 PM

So this morning I wake up and make my wife coffee(i dont drink coffee). Then I bring it to her on the couch and ask her if she'd like me to make breakfast for her. She says no, so I ask if her stomach is upset and she says yes, so I offer peanut butter and toast, she says no. I leave her alone and read the news. Then she gets up and says shes going to set up her classroom now. I ask if she would like me to pack her any food, so she wont get hungry, she says no. Then she says " ACTUALLY, I'M REALLY GLAD I'M GOING, BECAUSE YOUVE GOT A LOT OF FKKING ATTITUDE TODAY!". I asked her what made her more mad, me offering to cook breakfast, or me bringing her coffee. She gave me a dirty look and walked upstairs. On the bright side, only another week left! I need a beer.